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Thursday, December 09, 2004

Miss World 2004...

As everyone know, Miss World 2004 just ended a few days ago. Well, I didn't watch it, but at least I know Miss Peru won.

I happened to be online a day after the event and I saw Right Cross online, so we started to chat. He talked about the event, and commented that Singapore sent a guy for it.

"Was it really that bad?" I asked myself.

So just know I went to the official website to check it out and, boy, seeing is believing.

I checked out Miss Peru first, and yeah, she's hot. She's damn beautiful, with a great body to complement it. Just look at her sparkling eyes. She fully deserves her crown.

So next I proceed to take a look at the Singapore representative. Damn. I hurt my eyes. I mean, she has big nose, retarded-looking eyes, and the body doesn't look good at all. She's exactly the way Right Cross said. A guy. She's like a fucking transexual.

Saw what I mean? And you know what's worse? She's a model! Come on, people. Can you believe that she's even allowed to appear on media? Which modelling agency is fucking blind enough to sign her? Singaporean guys' eyes are suffering because she's appearing in places she shouldn't be.

And did you guys notice something? I don't know if anyone of you agrees, but I strongly feel that she bears a strong resemblence to someone.

Yes! Freddy Krueger. Her eyes and nose make her look absolutely similar to him. And I feel that I am actually insulting Freddy by comparing them. That's really, really bad. Not convinced? I'll show you.

See? Now you understand what I'm talking about? Damn. I pity Singaporean guys.

Now comes the big questions. How did the judges of Miss Singapore be blind enough to send her to some international competition? Is Singapore really lacking beauties? Is that the best we can find? Damn.

Oh. So you say "Maybe she's smart"? Come on. I know intelligence is one of the components in a beauty contest, but a beauty contest is essentially based on looks. So what if she's really smart? You gotta have the minimum required looks to make it, and in my view, she doesn't have it. If intelligence is all it takes, then any retarded-looking nerd with two masters can easily win it. Is that what you are saying?

"Can I win Miss World too?"

So you see, Singapore should really get better judges and choose better representatives. It's really sad to see Singapore send crap-looking people abroad to get mocked at. If they want to do it as a joke, send Patricia Mok instead. At least she'll make the judges abroad laugh instead of giving them nightmares.

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Hanged @ 3:31 PM