Stifled...

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Fats...

I initially wrote this in a very, very offensive tone, but my conscience told me to stop. I'll make every fatso go commit suicide if I continued, so now I'm gonna write something on the same topic, but in a much, much nicer tone.

What I want to write about in this entry is FATS. On girls, to be exact. I don't know what hit me, but I suddenly felt like writing about excessive fats on girls. Excessive fats on various parts of a female. We'll start with the arms.

I believe her arms are thicker than mine.

Yes, I really believe so. Don't you think her arms are kinda fat too? And when I say "kinda", I'm already being kind. Try asking her to do a few push-ups. She may develop biceps bigger than mine.

Next, we'll see some thighs.

"I have fat thighs and I ain't afraid to show em."

Now, this picture looks fine at first. It's quite a classy shot with a mysterious (and presumably beautiful) gal looking away from the camera. She's wearing a nice short blue dress. Everything seems fine until when you look further down. And what do you see? Big thighs. WTF! Wear a longer skirt next time!

Where else can you find lots of fats? Make a guess?

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I don't know what to say. This is the perfect picture of a fat tummy and fat thigh. Go on diet? Slimming pills? Might as well go for liposuction.

And finally, fat ass. Some people are turned on by asses. Some are turned on by tits. But with really really fat asses, will anyone really be turned on?

Are you turned on already?

Are you? Are you? This sucks. That is one big bad-ass.

However, not all fats are undesirable. Fats ARE desirable when found at the correct places and of the right amount. The ass is really a good example.

So when's my turn to play?

See? When the amount of fats is right at the butt, it's actually desirable. People will wanna take an extra look and/or even grope the ass. Even females will wanna do that to another female.

And who can deny that men are obsessed with the 2 lumps of fats called breasts. Not many men will complain if there's a little too much fats there.

Check em out!

Now you see? The fats is there. Maybe a little too much, making the boobs seem like they are gonna spill out, but guys, do you mind? Do you even fucking mind?

So the conclusion is out. Fats are only desirable when they are of the right amount at the T&A. When found in other places, fats is best hidden or removed. Agree?

End...

Hanged @ 10:15 PM