Stifled...

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Red Packets...

It's the second day of the Lunar New Year. I'm at home now. I'm not going to visit my relatives' house today because I'll be catching a movie with Jen later. Watching Seoul Raiders. Hope it's good because I enjoyed Tokyo Raiders.

Anyway, since I'm not going to visit anyone today, I won't be getting no red packets. But I think it's ok. My mum and brother will get my share for me.

So how much have you got?

Haha. I see you are curious. Hmm... From yesterday alone, I've received almost $600 dollars of red packets. Well, $584 to be exact. That is a new record. With all the bad economy and shit, I was expecting much less. My average red packet money is about $300++ to $400++. This year is an all-time high. And it's only the second day of the Lunar New Year. That kinda explains why I can afford to not visit anyone today right? And my family has this tradition of inviting people over on the 4th day of the Lunar New Year, so I'm confident that I'll receive over $600.

So? Envious? I'm gonna go buy lots of motherfucking crap. Maybe an XBox? Maybe not. Maybe some skincare products? Hmm... The list goes on...

What? You want a share? Sure. You can suck on my balls and lick my boots clean, then maybe, just MAYBE, you'll get a tiny share. Haha. Forgive my arrogance.

I know 600 bucks ain't much. Surely some sucker out there will receive more than I have, but just imagine if I use the money to gamble and bet, and win. I'll have lots of money and I can buy lots of things and treat people to meals, and make those people that used to laugh at me being poor feel like some useless, powerless parasites. Well, that is IF I win, which doesn't really happen all the time, so I guess I won't be doing that. Then again, maybe I'll use some of the money to do that. Haha.

So what the fuck you gonna do with the damn money?

I'll buy an mp3 player for Jen. The rest? Keep them in the bank and get the measly interest that the bank offers. I'm serving NS now, the money means nothing to me when I'm spending my time with a bunch of guys on another island at the eastern part of Singapore.

So that's it for this entry. I'm gonna go shower and prepare to go watch Seoul Raiders with Jen. Before I go, I need to ask this, "How much have YOU received?" Hahaha.

End...

Hanged @ 1:59 PM