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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

A Playboy Game...

It's amazing how some pretty bitch's blog can get over 3000 hits a day while me, no matter how well or how much I write, cannot get over 2000 hits in almost 4 months.

Anyway, I just got my hands onto a new game titled Playboy: The Mansion. For your information, the owner of Playboy, Hugh Hefner, an 80 year-old crap, owns a mansion where pretty ladies dressed in bunny costumes serve guests that are invited to the mansion to have wild and promiscuous parties. Like any sane, sexually healthy male who knows what the hell Playboy is, I eagerly got my hands on the game.

'Not another porn game', you must be thinking, but you are wrong. Yes, this game has sexual contents in it, thus it's not sold in Singapore (no prize guessing how I got it), but it is definitely not a porn game. It's something like The Sims, but better. The game is about you playing Hefner and starting out slowly as you establish your Playboy empire. You gather pieces needed to publish the magazine. You shoot your own photoshoot, get journalists and photographers to work for you, throw parties where famous guests make their way to your mansion. Get bunnies to serve and entertain them. Ask the guests to write essays for your magazine, get them to accept interviews and have famous females featured on the cover of every magazine. Get them to sign contracts and make deals with you, and of course, you can get the females to have sex with you if you desire.

It's more of a management game. Study the market, have contents which the people wanna read and dominate the market. A very addictive game. Personally, I think this game kills The Sims, because I never liked The Sims due to its lack of objectives. I prefer playing games with objectives, goals which you must accomplish. The Sims is just a game where you have people live together, do the same shit over and over again and there's no end to it. That's why I prefer this game so fucking much more than The Sims.

For those who think that I'm making all these up as an excuse to play 'just another porn game', here's some screenshots to convince people that I'm not.

Notice the game's uncanny resemblance to The Sims...

So now are you convinced? It's really not a porn game, but it sure as hell is a very addictive game, so don't be suprised if you hear me rant about it all the time.

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Hanged @ 6:25 PM