Reeve Chua Zong Hao
01/01/1986
Male
Singapore
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Son Of The...Bitch. I feel so fucking cheated. I went to watch Son Of The Mask with YW, HQ, Kev and Jeff just now. At first, I, or rather, we, were very skeptical about the show. We didn't think the show will be good, especially Kev and I. In the end, it was just as we expected. If there is a word to descibe the film, it's 'fucked-up'.
The show is bad, damn bad. It made a messy sequel outta Cameron Diaz's debut film. The original film, featuring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz, was made 11 years ago, but it's still fucking enjoyable even till this day.
Come on... Who can forget this film?
However, this sequel is like a train wreck. It made a total mess outta a good film. The leading actress wasn't even half as beautiful as Cameron Diaz, not to mention she wasn't in the scenes half the time. The leading male looks stupid and he only used the freakin mask twice throughout the film. Crap.
Jim Carrey had this thick green thing on his face when he acted as The Mask. Obviously they didn't cared about it in this sequel. They just used lousy green paint to depict the mask. And what's worse? The guy wearing the mask had orange plastic hair in this film. I don't know what the director was thinking, I don't even wanna know who he is, but he sure is a son of the...
The baby, who's the main character, was born so quickly that you'd think he was delivered by Fedex. The baby's cute, especially when he does strange, out-of-this-world stuffs, but that meant that they used computer to edit him so that he can do those stunts. And the editting sucks. Made the little bugger looked as though he was born without brains. Made us seemed like we haven't got no brains too. Crap.
And the fucking dog. He's adorable and obedient, but he looks hideous with the mask on. And stupid too. I guess it's the bad CG. It's a sad, sad film. The only character I felt was still watchable was Loki. No comments on him though. No fucking comments.
That's how I looked after watching the show. Angry from having wasted $7.50 and green from disgust.
When the film ended, the whole lot of us were laughing, at our stupidity I guess, for being stupid enough to watch this show. Like Kev said, we may have been better off watching Spongebob Squarepants The Movie. Damn. It's only March, but I can definitely tell you, by now, at least one of the top 3 worst films of the year. To all you folks out there, don't even watch the film. Don't even rent the VCD. Don't even think about it.
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Hanged @ 8:33 PM
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