Reeve Chua Zong Hao
01/01/1986
Male
Singapore
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Spanking The Monkey...I don't know why, but for some reasons, I had the overwhelming urge to go polish the rocket when I was in camp last week. I really did, but don't ask me why.
It's a chargeable offence to do that in camp, but then, how can they find out? You can just sneak into a toilet cubicle with a roll of toilet paper, claiming that you need to shit, then you pay Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters a visit. Clean up after that and who will know what happened, right? But then again, I wouldn't wanna try. I don't wanna jeopardize a book out just for a few seconds of fun. You'll never know what kinda way they can use to find out the dirty deed.
Furthermore, it's not an easy task to fire your gun in camp. How do you get your rubber hose to stand at attention when you are surrounded by nothing but big bugs, green trees, green uniform, men and men in green uniform? Yes, I do have a few female sergeants in my company, but they just ain't up to the standard. They are just some ugly farts with fat asses. With no material, how to you execute the mission?
In the end, I managed to wait until I got home. Then, the havoc begins. I've got Aria, Briana, Barbie and more waiting at home, so I was really glad I didn't do it in camp. Furthermore, I just got a new video too. Now that's a blessing.
Aria...
Barbie...
Briana...
And the new video I got... What more do I need?
With all these, I don't see the need to spank my monkey in camp. I'll just maintain a clean record and come back for fun every weekend. Haha.
End...
Hanged @ 6:40 PM
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