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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Radiation In My Camp...

From the trend I observed, I believe there's some kinda radiation in my camp that affects only the females. According to my observations, all the female cadets there, well... are kinda lacking in the looks department, and most of them are all quite well built, especially the infantry girls. It's like seeing Xena wearing freaking number 4 uniform and carrying rifles instead of blades. Did they come into the army and become like that or were they like that before the entered the army? Hmm...

An even more interesting thing is that all of them are well-endowed in the chest region. Well, maybe they are bigger in size, thus the boobs, but even the slimmest Air Force girl has tits that will probably beat all your female classmates. Is it the food there? Or is something sinister, like radiation or black magic working behind the scenes?

So, the girls out there, if you would like to (supposedly) slim down by being forced to do physical training, become uglier, have lots of pimples, get your jugs inflated and become a submissive woman (or an abusive wife, depending on whether you are a soldier or commander), then sign up today.

(This is not an army recruitment exercise.)

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Hanged @ 2:18 PM