Reeve Chua Zong Hao
01/01/1986
Male
Singapore
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Get Shorty...I'm writing this entry because I need to apologise to a certain platoon mate I offended last week. Here's what happened, but I shall not reveal his name, so let's call him Shorty.
Shorty is a loud-mouthed motherfucking asshole who's bossy and weak. He's only strength is running and he's a marathon runner, so I guess that sorta got into his head too much, making him think that he's motherfucking good. As you can see from my tone, I don't really like him.
So one day while I was alone in my bunk reading a magazine, Shorty appeared at my door and wanted to look for my buddy, Sean.
"Hey! Is Sean around or has he left the bunk?"
Being a nice guy, or rather, I don't even wanna reply him, I kept silent, allowing him time to observe the bunk for any signs of Sean. After around 4 seconds, I took my eyes off my magazine and looked towards the door. He was still there, looking at me. The words What The Fuck? ran through my mind. Then he asked again, "Is Sean in the bunk?"
"Is this some kinda fucking trick question?" I thought to myself. I looked around the room, just in case he saw something that remotely resembles Sean that I've never notice. Nope. No Sean, but, being a nice and helpful guy, I volunteered to look for Sean in the bunk.
"Wait. I'd look into my pocket to see if Sean's inside," I said to him as I turned my pocket inside out.
"Nope. Neither is he under the bed..."
By the time I turned around, he's gone. What a rude person, leaving without a word while I literally looked under the bed for Sean. I really did. Damn. I guess he must have felt like a fool. I feel so guilty, I must apologise.
Shorty, I'm really sorry I took you as a fool. You are not. You are just MOTHERFUCKING BLIND. It was my mistake to make you look foolish. It probably wasn't your fault when you cannot fucking see that the room is empty except for me. I hereby offer my most sincere apology and hope that you can get your fucking eye transplant soon.
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