Stifled...

Saturday, September 24, 2005

She's Invading Every Other Magazine...

Known as the most popular blogger in town, this particular senior of mine (whose name I shall not mention) seem to have gained the support of many people, including a bulk of my friends' and the media's attention. She's everywhere. I'm not jealous of anything, but it's getting on my nerves. I see her write columns in the Sunday New Paper every week. I read her articles in the local Maxim. There's this new magazine called SNAG, and while flipping through it in Borders yesterday, I saw her rather long article in the magazine. What the fuck?

Don't get me wrong, people. I don't detest her, I just don't really like her. She's being featured on magazines and newpapers, I believe I can tolerate that, but guess what I saw today? I bought the latest issue of Maxim and saw her inside, sporting a bikini. My goodness! You know what? I don't think she's beautiful, not even remotely pretty. In fact, I find her fugly and now she's in a men's magazine wearing a bikini. That is so NOT hot. Now I get too frightened to even flip open the magazine. I saw some other female bloggers featured, and they are all rather pretty looking. Why be the sore thumb?

Anyway, I found the courage to flip the magazine open again and saw this quote saying that she'll disclose her sex life on her blog if she was to remain anonymous. What?! You mean she has a sex life? No wonder people say Singaporean men are blind. There are really people who wanna shag Ms. Fat & Fugly? Then I suppose there are people who buys the magazine and wank to her. Damn... That imagination alone irks me. Fuck...

For goodness sake, stay behind the computer and just write columns. Don't try to pull stunts like wearing a bikini and get featured on a men's magazine because you don't really have the assets to do so. What the fuck's the editor of Maxim doing anyway?

End...

Hanged @ 1:32 PM