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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Twisted Tales : Cinderella...

Yes, it's finally here. After serveral days of procrastinating, I have finally decided to make an effort to write Cinderella. I know some of you guys have been visiting my blog every now and then to see if there are updates. I'd want to thank you guys, but there's still one thing. If you like it, drop me a comment or say something in my shoutbox to let me know, yo? And introduce more friends to my blog too.

Whatever... Here I bring you...

CINDERELLA

Not so long ago, in an unknown town, there lived a lady who had a stupid husband. They loved each other a lot, and lived happily together. One fine day, the husband went to the market to buy ingredients to cook dinner. He bought a live chicken, but was stupid enough to put it on a leash. The chicken tried running away from the man, but the man chased it, holding onto the leash. The chicken ran across the road and the man followed. He was knocked down by a slow horse carriage and he died on the spot.

The lady, filled with grief, seeked comfort from a friend of hers. Soon, they developed some feelings for each other and the lady married the friend. It was after the marriage that she discovered she's pregnant with the stupid man's child. The couple decided to have the baby, but the lady died after delivery.

The friend, already with two sons, was left with a stepson. The man did not like the child. He hated him so much that he gave the boy a female name to let him live in humiliation for the rest of his life. He named the boy Cinderella.

Cinderella was a poor boy. He was constantly bullied by his two stepbrothers and was ordered around the house to do all sorts of chores. He would wash the dishes, be part of the pornographic videos the family made, do the laundry, mop the floor, do stripteases during house parties, make the bed, etc. He hated his life, but there wasn't much he could do about it.

On the winter of the 19th year of Cinderella's sad life, the mayor decided to host a party in his house to celebrate his daughter's 18th birthday. The pool in front of his house has frozen, so he invited the city's people to ice-skate on the pool.

Frozen pool of the mayor.

News got to Cinderella and he wanted to go very badly. It was well-known that the mayor's daughter's a very pretty individual and he wanted to take a look. However, his stepfather and stepbrothers wanted him to stay at home to look after the house while they go for the party. Cinderella begged them to let him go, but he was turned down again and again.

On the day of the party, Cinderella was left at home feeling all sad. He stood at the balcony, looking at the direction of the mayor's house and sobbing.

"I wish someone can help me. I desire to go so badly," Cinderella murmured to himself.

Immediately, a gunshot was heard. He turned around and see a guy standing behind him, holding a tommy gun.

"Who are you? How did you get in? What do you want?" Cinderella was in a state of panic.

"I'm your fairy Godfather. I'm here to help," The man replied.

"I have a fairy Godfather?"

The Godfather...

"Yup, right here. I've always been here."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"If you have always been around then why didn't you help me for the past 19 years?"

"Erm... I was busy? Anyway, let's put that aside and focus on the party. You wanna go right?"

"Of course! How can you help me?"

The Godfather fired 2 shots into the air and immediately after that, a sleek limousine appeared outside Cinderella's house. The doors of the vehicle flung open and 4 armed mafia gangster exited the vehicle.

Cinderella's limousine...

"Here's a bullet-proof limo with bodyguards. How's that for preparations?"

"Wow! That's so damn cool, but what can I wear? I have no proper clothes."

"No problem!"

The Godfather fired another 2 shots and the clothes on Cinderella changed.

Cinderella...

"Now you are all ready to go. I even threw in a free pair of skates for you, my man."

"Thank you so much! Now I can go for the party!" Cindrella exclaimed.

"Wait! There's one thing you must remember. All these are produced by magic and will only last till midnight. Remember that."

"OK," Cinderella said as he hastily hopped onto the limousine and left for the party.

Cinderella reached the mayor's house in style and held the attention of everyone, including the mayor's daughter. Cinderella proceeded to eat the food served. It was the best meal he had in his life. Up till now, all he ever had was plain rice covered in chilli sauce.

Next, he went onto the ice. He skated for a while and before he knew it, the mayor's daughter was in front of him.

"Hi, I'm Annabella. You are?"

The mayor's daughter was very pretty indeed. She's beautiful, was endowed with a pair of firm breasts, a slim waist and a tight ass. She's the type of girl that every man, including Cinderella, desired.

"Cinderella," he struggled to reply.

"Hey, I asked for your name, not your sister's."

"I know. My name IS Cinderella," explained Cinderella.

"Oh. Ok. I'm sorry," Annabella apologised.

"You know what? You look familiar. I think I have seen you before," continued Annabella.

"Really? Where?"

"Let me think," Annabella sank into deep thought.

Cinderella and Annabella skated in silence for a while. Cinderella kept qiuet to allow Annabella time to recall and also because he was stripping her nude with his eyes.

"I remember now!" Annabella suddenly sounded off.

"Really? So where have you seen me before?" Cinderella inquired, still a little startled.

"I've seen one of the home videos you acted in. You were so hot in it."

"WHAT!?!?" Cinderella was shocked.

Right at this moment, Cinderella lost concentration and fell, spraining his ankle. He was too ashamed to face Annabella, so he quickly climbed across the ice to hide in a corner where he began nursing his ankle. He took off 1 skate and used the snow all around him to nurse his now swollen ankle.

Just as he was resting, the city's tower clock began to chime. It's midnight. Cinderella remembered the Godfather's words. He looked at himself. His clothes are slowly fading away. It's disappearing fast and he was soon left stark naked.

Cinderella was desperate to get home. He took off his other skate and tried to run, but his injured ankle forbade him to do so. Out of ideas, he hopped on one leg across the courtyard, trying to get to the limousine and swinging his dong in every direction in the process.

The other guests saw him and thought that he was a lunatic. Everyone started to chase Cinderella in an attempt to capture the 'naked, hopping madman'.

Cinderella reached the spot where the limousine was parked before the guests got to him, but he found the limousine gone, just like his clothes. He was really desperate now. He jacked a motorbike and sped home.

The mayor was furious that a lunatic was allowed into his party and ordered a search to hunt down the madman. However, they had no clue of who the person was, no clue except for the pair of skates he left behind.

Left behind...

The pair of skates was taken to every household and used to identify the person at the party the other night. Due to the fact that the skates are magical, they can only fit Cinderella. No one else could fit his feet into them, thus Cinderella was arrested.

Cinderella was taken to court and despite him telling the truth, no one believed anything he said about the Godfather and his clothes fading away. He was banished into the asylum and was never heard of again.

End...

Hanged @ 8:01 PM