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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Twisted Tales : Snow White...

I was thinking about fairy tales and this thought hit me. Why are most fairy tales' main characters females? What if the genders are switched and the story was written by me? How will the story change?

Thus the idea of Twisted Tales was born. Twisted Tales are fairy tales that I re-wrote so as to make it more interesting. Today, the first Twisted Tale is here...

SNOW WHITE

Long ago, there was a land traditionally ruled by females. There, the queen has the last say while the king just sits beside her and act like a vase. In one particular year, the king died. The queen, feeling lonely and horny, got herself another king, who had a large dick. The king was a good vase, but there's one thing the queen disliked, that is the fact that the king hated her gay son, Snow White.

Snow White and the king quarrelled every day and night. The king could not stand Snow White's gay behaviour and begged the queen to exile him. The queen didn't have the heart to do so, until the king threatened to leave the queen. Now, it was between the king's large dick and her gay son. The queen had to make a choice, and she chose the king.

Snow White was exiled into the dark forest where no man has ever ventured. Being gay, he couldn't find food or water to survive, so he fainted in the forest.

Snow White woke up the next morning in a house. He found himself in a bed and in front of him were 7 beds with the names Bashful, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Sneezy and Happy. He was just about to get out of bed when he heard a voice from behind. He turned around and saw a hot elf with a bow and arrow pointing at him.

"Don't you dare move!"

Another voice said, "Grumpy, don't be rude to our guest."

Another hot elf walked out from behind a door and introduced herself, "I'm Doc, leader of the Seven Hot Elves."

Doc, leader of the Seven Hot Elves...

The elf with the bow put it down and stared at Snow White with fierce eyes.

Grumpy...

Doc continued, "You fainted in our woods yesterday, so we decided to save you. Care to introduce yourself and tell your benefactors your story?"

Snow White was afraid of Grumpy with the bow, so he told Doc everything. Doc, seeing how bad things were for Snow White, decided to let him stay in the house with them.

That night, the other elves returned and introduced themselves to Snow White. Snow White found out that the elves were actually nice people and were nothing to be afraid of. He got along with them very well.

Days went by, and sexual attractions developed. Snow White, who was actually gay, found himself attracted to the elves. He turned straight while living with the elves. Soon after, they started having orgy parties. Night after night, they had all the fun they can find.

Not long after, news of Snow White living happily in the woods got to the king. The noise they were making was heard by one of the king's patrols. The king was unhappy that he had to act like a vase while Snow White was having the time of his life. He sought to eliminate Snow White.

The king disguised as a watermelon seller and made some poisonous, cubic watermelon which he tried to sell to Snow White when he entered the forest.

"Dude, how about some cubic watermelons? I'll give you 1 as a sample. Try it out and if you like it, then buy more from me the next time I'm here."

Snow White fell for it and took one of the poisonous, cubic watermelon.

Poisonous, cubic watermelons...

Snow White took a bite on the melon and immediately became a vegetable. He wasn't dead, just a vegetable. The Seven Hot Elves were filled with grief due to the lost of their activity partner. They placed the body of Snow White in a glass case and looked at him everyday, wishing that he'd wake up and give them a good screw again.

Weeks past and he never woke up. The elves had given up hope already. Then one fine day, a warrior princess from a distant land stumbled into the forest. Xena, as she was called, found the body of Snow White. She found the pale white skin of his sexy, and kissed him irresistably.

Snow White woke up right away. He saw this lady, skimpily dressed, standing in front of him.

"Hey hunk, how about going back to my land with me?" Xena suggested.

Snow White was tempted too. However, he remembered the times he spent with the elves. After doing some maths, he found out that the ratio worked in the elves' favour.

"No thanks, I have other commitments," declined Snow White.

"You can't do this to me! I saved you!" Xena flared up.

"I don't wanna go with you. Is there anything I can do other than going with you?"

"What can you give me?"

"Well... How about a round of your life?" Snow White offered

"Hmm... We'll see how you perform then," Xena accepted the offer.

He gave Xena a good screw right on the spot and it being the best Xena ever had, she let him go. Anxious Snow White went straight into the house to look for the elves.

The elves were elated to see Snow White. They wanted to celebrate his return right away, but the learnt their lesson. They tore all the walls of the house down and replaced them with soundproof ones. Then, they held orgy parties everyday without the disturbance of anyone. With that, they lived happily ever after.

End...

Hanged @ 9:01 PM