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Monday, July 24, 2006

The Evils That Infect Young Minds...

Today, I'm here to address the problem of evil TV characters infecting the minds of the young ones.

"What evil?" you ask. You see, TV has too much crap nowadays. I was walking past the living room the other day when I caught the kid of my mother's friend watching 'Barney & friends'. Everyone has heard of Barney right? You know, that fat purple dinosaur with a gay voice that teaches music or something? He seems harmless enough, but watch closely how the show goes and you'd properly agree with me that the show's evil.

Ever seen how the kids 'summon' Barney out to the show? They put this small soft toy of Barney on what looks like a pedestal and they start dancing around that toy, singing, or rather, chanting. And before you know it, the toy just becomes a big, and probably homosexual, reptile. Doesn't it sound scary? It's like freaking worshipping a voodoo doll, dude. What are our kids learning these days? Are you gonna let you kids learn 'music' from the monster?

The show also depicts kids solving problems using magic. See the link? Voodoos, magic, witchcraft and what have you.

That show reminds me of another show that's rather evil. Remember the Teletubbies? Yeah, that's right, the four monsters that look ugly like fuck. Come on people! That psychedelic nonsense will ruin your kids! Can't you see? The four fuckers are gay! They are bloody faggots, especially the purple one. Until now, no one knows their gender. They blurt crap and hug one another. Freaky...

The show's filled with psychedelic scenes similar to hallucinations produced by drugs. They are trying to reproduce the effects of getting high on drugs, on your kids! Holy fuck! And the TV thing on their bellies? What are those? Trying to tell kids that it's okay to play with electricity?

I don't think the show is trying to educate anyone because there are no dialogues. Seriously, for all you know, the stupid sounds they make may be sublime messages to gain control of the minds of your already dumb kids, or the sounds are some native African vulgarity they are trying to teach your children.

Honestly, I feel that these shows have terrorist origins. The four aliens may be brainwashing your kids with their grunts right this fucking moment and Barney may be luring your kids to join some terrorist faction when you are not looking. See how they grip the hearts of the young ones? One day, Osama bin Barney may just send a few men here, dress themselves up as Barney, and abduct your bloody kids to make them little suicide bombers. And your stupid kids will just follow willingly because afterall, Barney did teach kids that "A stranger is a friend you have not met yet".

So to you ignorant bastards out there, stop the evils from infecting the young ones. Stop them from watching diablolic TV shows like 'Barney & friends' and 'Teletubbies'.

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Hanged @ 8:38 PM