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Saturday, September 02, 2006

10 Ways To Save Water...

I was showering just now when this thought struck me. There I was, using quite a large amount of water to shower, but the water could be used by some skeleton-looking African kid with a bloated stomach and Afro hairstyle to survive for a week or even a month. I realise the horrible deed I was committing but I continued anyway. However, out of sympathy for that kid with the Afro hairdo, I decided to come up with ways to save water, to educate the majority so that we can save someone else's life (or swimming pool).

Do not go outdoors, speak, or exercise.
You won't drink if you don't feel thirsty...

Don't bother washing the vegetables.
The fire will kill those germs anyway...

Flush the toilet once a week.
Or once a month, whichever makes you happy...

Drink beer.
That will leave more water for other purposes, and make you very happy at the same time...

Shower with a friend.
Will save water and make you happy, depending on the friend you choose...

Eat lots of fish.
Those bastards are drinking up our water!

Go outdoors naked when it's pouring.
You can clean yourself and save even more water than showering with a friend...

Go to the pool everyday.
Then you don't have to shower... Or flush...

French kiss often.
The saliva will quench your thirst...

Lick your own perspiration.
You get an instant drink and you can get back the salt you lost...

Those are ways to save water. Let's hope people practise them and make this world a better place.

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Hanged @ 3:16 PM